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fandomsandconservativelogic:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

fandomsandconservativelogic:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

(via kayleightheowl)

whoaeli:

thegits:

BroadFUCKINGCity

ABBI AND FUCKING ILANA <3

whoaeli:

thegits:

Broad
FUCKING
City

ABBI AND FUCKING ILANA <3

(via thatdudeemu)

brownglucose:

beenbadana:

canteloupe and honeydew are foul

These fruits are why I stay away from fruit salads.

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

An extra dollar for everytime I came would be pretty swell too.

(via jackmeoff182)

ru-cp:

look @ my new shirt from goodwill

ru-cp:

look @ my new shirt from goodwill

(via jackmeoff182)

I’m about to go HAM

evegivenchy:

  • home
  • and
  • masturbate 

That was a good one.

(Source: khfkukluydshfklsadd, via -imaginarythoughts-)